meryylstreep:

"You are the best thing I didn’t want to happen in my life"

Instructions not Included/No se Aceptan Devoluciones (2013)

5 minutes ago with 1,849 notes — via meryylstreep



18 minutes ago with 2,539 notes — via gryffinwhore, © peterparkerdaily



yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

46 minutes ago with 100,103 notes — via thatsmoderatelyraven, © yanapieceofme



charlestan:

Let the STORM rage on
:P

charlestan:

Let the STORM rage on

:P

1 hour ago with 2,576 notes — via ididntmeanyou, © charlestan



fake-mermaid:

intensional:

i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”

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1 hour ago with 50,845 notes — via deanisinthetardis, © intensional



beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

2 hours ago with 264,474 notes — via deanisinthetardis, © pansoph



sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

image

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

2 hours ago with 334,875 notes — via deanisinthetardis, © skankplissken



the-chandelier-swing:

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2 hours ago with 71,570 notes — via haiaren, © the-chandelier-swing



spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

3 hours ago with 152,707 notes — via h0llow-boness, © billyrayofficial



3 hours ago with 53,694 notes — via fourleafclovertaiga, © callumbal



shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

image

3 hours ago with 15,340 notes — via rniguelangel, © shinygays



4 hours ago with 81,014 notes — via yourunwiththewolves, © mayawiig



c0ssette:

Details of Michelangelo’s masterpiece “David” 1501–1504

4 hours ago with 124,270 notes — via coffeeandjuice, © c0ssette
#art



5 hours ago with 11,233 notes — via seabasstianstan, © hey-rogby



realfart:

this should be an oil painting

realfart:

this should be an oil painting

5 hours ago with 9,262 notes — via seabasstianstan, © realfart