world-islove:

quads-for-the-gods:

fuckere:

THIS IS SO GREAT AND CUTE OMFG

some of yall need to learn. 

uhm….this is adorable




27 minutes ago with 1,237 notes — via evanpeters-official, © cotilardmarion
#ahs



dunkindont:

thanks

dunkindont:

thanks

41 minutes ago with 89,241 notes — via lorastrell, © blameaspartame



55 minutes ago with 2,304 notes — via lacewings



joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

1 hour ago with 539,032 notes — via satan-official, © precumming



tightvaginas:

the only time i run is when i have to save my laptop from dying 

1 hour ago with 113,646 notes — via mrsawyerford, © tightvaginas



penotbutter:

takeonecurtaincall:

penotbutter:

this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers. imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like fuck yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax.

Did you eat a wax cube

maybe

penotbutter:

takeonecurtaincall:

penotbutter:

this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers. imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like fuck yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax.

Did you eat a wax cube

maybe

1 hour ago with 84,040 notes — via satan-official, © penotbutter



jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

1 hour ago with 34,481 notes — via marilynmonratchet, © vinegod



deanismypatronass:

2 hours ago with 11,412 notes — via fixmaradyer, © pondragon



thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better




captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

2 hours ago with 58,701 notes — via fixmaradyer, © gameofbooze



top-hat-fox:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

"can I keep it?"

top-hat-fox:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

"can I keep it?"

2 hours ago with 38,958 notes — via wewillavenge-it, © atomicgardens
#art



tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

2 hours ago with 410,521 notes — via wewillavenge-it, © lucas-com-k



whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

2 hours ago with 11,936 notes — via satan-official, © whiteboyfriend



beantownbailout:

mustaleski:

matildathedragonfly:

knownorwegian:

In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.

and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying ”älskling” which translates into ”my beloved one” 

And in Finnish we say “mulkvisti” which means “one I don’t hate as much as the others”

*squints at finland*

2 hours ago with 299,622 notes — via satan-official, © knownorwegian