robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

3 minutes ago with 248,541 notes — via evanpeters-official, © methmaker



16 minutes ago with 2,383 notes — via englishafternoon, © silverfawn



proctalgia:

californians

proctalgia:

californians

29 minutes ago with 27,540 notes — via hankgreensmoustache, © proctalgia



54 minutes ago with 192,711 notes — via ethelreds, © suspucious



"1. The day you left
was the day I thought
that I could not continue
living if it meant
living without you.

2. On the second day
of your prolonged absence
nothing seemed worth
doing. Not as long
as you were not doing it
with me.

3. On the third day
I realized there would be
no sign of your return
and that I would have to
keep going. Even if
that meant going on
without you.

4. On the fourth day
my hands finally had
the strength to open the
blinds and to rid of
everything that reminded
me of you. It was difficult
and it took me most
of the day to be able to
push all of the memories
beneath my bed.

5. On the fifth day of living
on my own, I worked up
the courage to tell all
of our friends what had really
happened. How you just left
one morning without looking
back, or even locking
the doors. They haven’t
heard from you since.

6. On the sixth day
your best friend asked me
out for coffee, said he knew
where I could find you.
I said I didn’t want to know.
I would rather have you
lost than to know you were
out there somewhere
without me with you.

7. On the seventh day
I woke up to a still empty bed
and when I rolled over
on your side I could no longer
feel where your body
used to lay.

8. On the eighth day
I took all of your belongings
to the end of the driveway
for the trash man to take.
I didn’t care if you still
wanted any of it.

9. On the ninth day
you texted me, and it took me
half of the day to summon
the courage to even open it.
Inside it read, ” I still love you.
I’m sorry. Please, let me
come home.” I never replied.

10. On the tenth day
I changed the garage
combination, the locks on
the doors, my telephone
number and the color of my hair
that you loved so much.
You are no longer welcome
in my home, in my head
and in my heart."
"It took me 10 days to get over you," - Colleen Brown (via larmoyante)
1 hour ago with 2,973 notes — via zenthou, © mostlyfiction



angrywocunited:

White women are the only group of women who will take “basic bitch” as a compliment, and write nonsensical articles like the one above. (x)
I’m laughing so hard right now, this is embarrassing. 

angrywocunited:

White women are the only group of women who will take “basic bitch” as a compliment, and write nonsensical articles like the one above. (x)

I’m laughing so hard right now, this is embarrassing. 

image

1 hour ago with 5,539 notes — via mermaids-paradisee, © angrywocunited



akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

1 hour ago with 125,838 notes — via mermaids-paradisee, © usbport



damndanhowell:

uh oh

damndanhowell:

uh oh

1 hour ago with 578 notes — via wewillavenge-it, © damndanhowell



mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

2 hours ago with 24,013 notes — via wewillavenge-it, © mechinaries



audixe:

Bye this pigeon has the dolce and gabbana ss15 #look

2 hours ago with 11,584 notes — via unsuccessfulmetalbenders, © audixe



mepenelope:

Marchesa ss 2015.

mepenelope:

Marchesa ss 2015.

2 hours ago with 400 notes — via gauxmargo, © mepenelope



2 hours ago with 1,602 notes — via ethelreds, © labyrinthing



khaleesimaka:

Looking at your otp like

image

3 hours ago with 26,569 notes — via doodleholic, © khaleesimaka



i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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chickem:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

3 hours ago with 425,309 notes — via thominos, © chickem