do you ever zone out and your body does all the work for you and then you come back to reality like in the shower or driving like did i just miss the last 20 mins was i stuck in my own head for that long
when you’re really angry at someone but don’t want to seem mean
Another valuable life skill that school didn’t teach me but tumblr did!
ahh this would be such a cute idea when i teach fairy camp in the summer! :-)
whom is this Miles Cyprus character??? i dont know about “celebrities” because i am too busy READING A BOOK and DOING EDUCATION. i dont care what Kanyay and Jason Beebeir and Rihannon are doing because MTV SUCKS take me back to the 50s where it was real and not FAKE like this BULLSHIT. i dont care about ppl who are famous just because they AUTOTUNE there dance moves. REAL talent is ppl like John Green or Doctor Who or Loki or Super Mario or Pabbles Picasser or Aristotl
there are 2 kinds of this people in this world
people who eat fruit by the foot by balling it into a wad and eating it whole and honest, God fearing people who understand that their actions have consequences
i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.