"You are the best thing I didn’t want to happen in my life"
Instructions not Included/No se Aceptan Devoluciones (2013)
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
Top 5 sex positions
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lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Details of Michelangelo’s masterpiece “David” 1501–1504
this should be an oil painting