immigrant moms hate tampons
i swear to fucking god if any of you annoying teenagers come to my house on Halloween and say “twerk or treat” i will literally travel through the depths of hell and find the most nasty ass tootsie roll thats available and drop it into your tacky ass, cum stained, pillow case
If it wasn’t for him being a attempted murderer they would be a cute couple
KKK handed out flyers last night in St. Louis area (10/09)
it reads, “You can sleep tonight knowing the Klan is awake!”
nothing to see here guys. just law abiding KKK members that are an obvious hate group trying to terrorize black people…..again…
"If you feel you need extra protection please call us instead" implies that the police is mutually exclusive from the KKK when we all know they’re not.
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao
We go forward.
This is too deep to comprehend.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY
This fucked me up